Ways to get a guy's attention

Be pretty. (Not to hard)

Be really tall. (Genetics, or get CK shoes)

Get extremely big boobs. (Genetics, or befriend Singapore's very own plastic surgeon King, Dr Woffles Goh)

Be ridiculously fat. (Really easy!)

Laugh like a dino. (Take a couple of lessons from me)

Gorge like a pig. (which can lead you to be ridiculously fat, so it is a double bonus)

Flip your hair into his face. (Only works for those with really long hair, and for the best effect, do not wash your hair for a week, success almost guaranteed)

Wear ultra short mini that ride up your thighs with each step you take. (This only works for people with 20 inches long legs, or those with 20 inches in diameter)

Talk really loud when around him and yet pretend not to feel his presence. ( This is the oldest trick in the book, I am sure that at some point in our life, we all had used this method.)


Try all the methods mentioned above, success is almost guaranteed but the consequences is debatable.




A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

This fish needs a bicycle. If not for comfort, at least for entertainment purposes.